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Safety instructions 2005 english cinema, trailer, video clips, the official rare exports inc. Rare exports plumbs scandinavian mythology in a playfully dark christmas tale. In the depths of the korvatunturi mountains lies the closest ever guarded secret of christmas. Finnish director jalmari helander does something far more clever and insidious in rare exports. Safety instructions 2005 the official rare exports inc. Most of the spoken lines are in finnish but the english subtitles are easy to read and did not distract me from enjoying the movie. The films evil presence is the mythological santa claus himself, buried for centuries in the.
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